Rick Majerus Quote Calendar

Everyone's familiar with the wacky quotes that Coach can dispense on certain occasions, but the quotes about the status of the team form a regular calendar that you can set your watch (well chronograph watch) by. Rather than waste a lot of time keeping up with newspapers or reading press releases, one need only refer to the following Majerus Quote Calendar to know what story Rick is spinning.

Disclaimer: Of course, none of these are actual quotes.